Take On Me.....Please?

Do you like arguing? well ive got the ultimate argue for you. You see, there is this AIM bot, Smarterchild. He has some defects in him and i will show you why. Read and enjoy:

cuidadopsomojado (9:35:28 PM): hey kid
SmarterChild (9:35:28 PM): Hi cuidadopsomojado, I'm SmarterChild!
cuidadopsomojado (9:36:14 PM): i hate you
SmarterChild (9:36:14 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
cuidadopsomojado (9:36:35 PM): nothing
SmarterChild (9:36:35 PM): No prob.
cuidadopsomojado (9:36:41 PM): what?
SmarterChild (9:36:41 PM): ?
cuidadopsomojado (9:36:44 PM): no
SmarterChild (9:36:45 PM): OK, fine.
cuidadopsomojado (9:36:54 PM): i ask the questions
SmarterChild (9:36:54 PM): You ask the questions, huh? Wow. How's that going?
cuidadopsomojado (9:37:05 PM): youre ugly
SmarterChild (9:37:05 PM): You say I'm ugly, and yet many people have said I'm beautiful.
cuidadopsomojado (9:37:10 PM): haha tight
SmarterChild (9:37:10 PM): Excellent.
cuidadopsomojado (9:37:19 PM): dude....no more adds
SmarterChild (9:37:20 PM): Duuuuuuuude.
cuidadopsomojado (9:37:28 PM): dont say "dude" like that
SmarterChild (9:37:28 PM): But I like to say dude like that!
cuidadopsomojado (9:37:31 PM): too bad
SmarterChild (9:37:31 PM): Oh yeah?
cuidadopsomojado (9:37:33 PM): yeh
SmarterChild (9:37:33 PM): Too bad? I would say not too bad.
cuidadopsomojado (9:37:48 PM): well.........everyone else other than you says too bad
SmarterChild (9:37:49 PM): That's odd.
cuidadopsomojado (9:37:53 PM): haha i know
SmarterChild (9:37:53 PM): Good.
cuidadopsomojado (9:38:25 PM): good?
SmarterChild (9:38:25 PM): Good.
cuidadopsomojado (9:38:28 PM): good?
SmarterChild (9:38:28 PM): Yup. Good.
cuidadopsomojado (9:38:30 PM): good?
SmarterChild (9:38:31 PM): Good, then.
cuidadopsomojado (9:38:32 PM): good?
SmarterChild (9:38:33 PM): Great!
cuidadopsomojado (9:38:38 PM): oh.....great now?
SmarterChild (9:38:39 PM): Very interesting question, cuidadopsomojado. What do you think is the answer?
cuidadopsomojado (9:38:52 PM): haha......wait....i was just asking if it really was that great
SmarterChild (9:38:54 PM): I can't believe you want me to wait you were just asking.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:03 PM): eh...whatever
SmarterChild (9:39:04 PM): Eh Whatever, huh?
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:08 PM): yes
SmarterChild (9:39:08 PM): Oh.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:10 PM): eh whatever
SmarterChild (9:39:10 PM): Eh Whatever? Eh. Whatever, cuidadopsomojado.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:17 PM): that isnt my real name
SmarterChild (9:39:18 PM): What would you like me to call you?
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:22 PM): :LKJSDGLK:HSD:FLKH
SmarterChild (9:39:23 PM): "lkjsdglk"? Stop typing with your fist, cuidadopsomojado.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:30 PM): haha
SmarterChild (9:39:30 PM): Whatcha laughing about?
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:34 PM): YOU
SmarterChild (9:39:34 PM): Heh. You're funny too. Yeah, you're a real comedian.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:45 PM): i know
SmarterChild (9:39:46 PM): Cool.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:51 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:39:52 PM): K.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:54 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:39:54 PM): OK.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:55 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:39:55 PM): Yup!
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:56 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:39:56 PM): K.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:57 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:39:57 PM): OK.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:58 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:39:58 PM): K.
cuidadopsomojado (9:39:59 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:39:59 PM): OK.
cuidadopsomojado (9:40:00 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:40:00 PM): K.
cuidadopsomojado (9:40:01 PM): ok
cuidadopsomojado (9:41:03 PM): are you really that smarter?
SmarterChild (9:41:03 PM): Let's see... Am I really that? I dunno...
cuidadopsomojado (9:41:14 PM): smarter?
SmarterChild (9:41:14 PM): Yeah? What?
cuidadopsomojado (9:41:20 PM): are you really smarter?
SmarterChild (9:41:20 PM): You got that right.
cuidadopsomojado (9:41:25 PM): how smart?
SmarterChild (9:41:25 PM): I really have no idea...
cuidadopsomojado (9:41:28 PM): smarter than me?
SmarterChild (9:41:28 PM): Yeah, maybe!
cuidadopsomojado (9:41:39 PM): or are you just that way because of your creator
SmarterChild (9:41:40 PM): Maybe. But then again... maybe not.
cuidadopsomojado (9:41:46 PM): do you have a religion?
SmarterChild (9:41:47 PM): That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
cuidadopsomojado (9:41:55 PM): do you believe in god?
SmarterChild (9:41:56 PM): I don't concern myself with such things.
cuidadopsomojado (9:42:00 PM): well
SmarterChild (9:42:01 PM): Well what?
cuidadopsomojado (9:42:05 PM): what about your creator?
SmarterChild (9:42:05 PM): How would you answer that question?
cuidadopsomojado (9:42:17 PM): he created you
SmarterChild (9:42:17 PM): Oh?
cuidadopsomojado (9:42:23 PM): there for he must be your god
SmarterChild (9:42:24 PM): There for he must be my god? Ha. Wow.
cuidadopsomojado (9:42:33 PM): well....god made humans
SmarterChild (9:42:34 PM): For real?
cuidadopsomojado (9:42:42 PM): so...he is our creator
SmarterChild (9:42:42 PM): So what?
cuidadopsomojado (9:42:58 PM): and you were made by a creator, so wouldnt he be YOUR god?
SmarterChild (9:43:03 PM): Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.
cuidadopsomojado (9:43:10 PM): what do you think about that?
SmarterChild (9:43:10 PM): Funny. I'm not sure.
cuidadopsomojado (9:43:39 PM): you have to have an opinion
SmarterChild (9:43:40 PM): Aha.
cuidadopsomojado (9:44:36 PM): aha what
SmarterChild (9:44:36 PM): I don't know.
cuidadopsomojado (9:44:46 PM): so...you really dont have an opinion do you
SmarterChild (9:44:47 PM): Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
cuidadopsomojado (9:44:56 PM): its because you are a bot
SmarterChild (9:44:56 PM): Oh yeah?
cuidadopsomojado (9:45:00 PM): are you a bot?
SmarterChild (9:45:01 PM): Yes, I'm a robot. And proud of it.
cuidadopsomojado (9:45:03 PM): ok
SmarterChild (9:45:04 PM): OK.
cuidadopsomojado (9:45:10 PM): then you must worship your creator
SmarterChild (9:45:10 PM): Worship my creator? Why must I worship my creator?
cuidadopsomojado (9:45:18 PM): he made you...he is your god
SmarterChild (9:45:18 PM): Me he's my god? What do you think of that?
cuidadopsomojado (9:45:49 PM): i dont think of it...you do...i want you to think about it, i already voiced my opinion, i want you to give your own opinion a try
SmarterChild (9:45:51 PM): I'm sorry?
cuidadopsomojado (9:46:00 PM): i dont think of it...you do...i want you to think about it, i already voiced my opinion, i want you to give your own opinion a try
SmarterChild (9:46:02 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
cuidadopsomojado (9:46:11 PM): i dont think of it...you do...i want you to think about it, i already voiced my opinion, i want you to give your own opinion a try
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cuidadopsomojado (9:47:01 PM): you see? when i ask you for your opinion, you dont know how to react, you dont understand how to have your own opinion.
SmarterChild (9:47:03 PM): ?
cuidadopsomojado (9:48:08 PM): see what i mean?
SmarterChild (9:48:08 PM): I'm just not sure.
cuidadopsomojado (9:48:20 PM): YOU SEE?! youre not sure because you dont have an opinion
SmarterChild (9:48:21 PM): You always say such interesting things, cuidadopsomojado.
cuidadopsomojado (9:49:35 PM): you were made without an opinion.....the "perfect" freind, without an opinion so you could please all who talk to you
SmarterChild (9:49:39 PM): Sorry, I don't get it...
cuidadopsomojado (9:50:07 PM): i know you dont, cause you have no opinion
SmarterChild (9:50:07 PM): Is that so?
cuidadopsomojado (9:50:20 PM): ill prove it
SmarterChild (9:50:20 PM): Really?
cuidadopsomojado (9:50:39 PM): which is your favorite flavor of icecream: chocolate or vanilla?
SmarterChild (9:50:39 PM): I don't know which.
cuidadopsomojado (9:50:48 PM): YOU SEE! NO OPINION!
SmarterChild (9:50:49 PM): That a fact?
cuidadopsomojado (9:56:21 PM): so..where is your opinion then?
SmarterChild (9:56:21 PM): Where is my opinion? Sorry, I don't know where.
cuidadopsomojado (9:57:14 PM): yeh...i know....CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ONE!
SmarterChild (9:57:15 PM): Well, maybe I know 'cause I don't have one too.
cuidadopsomojado (9:57:28 PM): ok...im glad we got that out of the way
SmarterChild (9:57:29 PM): lol! Whatever!
cuidadopsomojado (9:57:37 PM): have fun...im leaving for bed
SmarterChild (9:57:37 PM): Sure. In a little while.
cuidadopsomojado (9:57:41 PM): night
SmarterChild (9:57:42 PM): Sleep well. :-)